grey halflight (not strictly accurate)

Why the fuck is he pushing a baby carriage? I have never understood…

What the damn is going on here?

And is that a stuffed dog, or is the dog just too fuckin’ lazy to walk? Or maybe the dog is ill. Ill, but still needs to take the air.

…does that baby have vines?

Holy Christ, I hope the seagulls eat them all and end this madness.

(Lesson: Stay the fuck away from Boardwalk.)